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Santa Admiration [23 Dec 2008|04:27pm]
To My Secret Santa,

I hope you read this.

THANK YOU!

V I

It's nice, and I love it.

ONE DAY
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Secret Admiration [22 Dec 2008|07:37pm]
I HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER! And they signed their note "love"! Could it be I hope it's a boy. I can't do that awkwardness again. I wonder who it is, though I guess asking and having them reveal themselves would defeat the purpose of a secret, wouldn't it? But I want to know! And I hope it isn't some kind of one time only, never hear from them again thing. That'd be sort of depressing, wouldn't it? If that happened, I'd think it was someone being nice. If that's the case, I'd like to know now before getting my hopes up thinking about it. I really don't feel like making a total fool of myself in the long run.

Less than two days until the concert!

But if this isn't just being nice or a joke thank you for the present! It's very interesting! And, well, thank you even if it is just being nice.
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Shopping (and Snogging) [13 Dec 2008|11:08am]
ORLA! We should go shopping! And have lunch! We haven't done anything in too long, and I miss your company. And I'm not sure what to get you, so this is a good way And I still have Christmas presents to return buy. Are you free today or tomorrow or some time in the near future?


Charmed Private )
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Bitchin' Funny [09 Dec 2008|09:56pm]
Bitchy people amuse me.

So do people trying to be bitchy.

I don't know why, though. Maybe it's the drama and the passive-aggressiveness. And the fact that it has nothing to do with me so it can actually be enjoyed for what it is. I don't know, but it makes me laugh most of the time.
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Somehow Typical [07 Dec 2008|12:06am]
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Charmed to Laura Madley )

I did not know there were eight little bones in the wrist and that they all have their own name but also have a group name. The things you learn when you're not expecting to learn anything.

I don't suppose anyone out there would like to help me get rid of some mistletoe? There were five of them lying in wait, and I think they're having a party. At least, it looks like they're dancing, and there's music on, so I'm assuming they're having a raging mistletoe party. I just hope they don't invite friends and keep me up all night.
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And The Winner Is... [02 Dec 2008|10:14am]
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Charmed to Laura Madley )

I think this week is going to be a very good week. Maybe even a great week. Possibly even the best week of the year.
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Waiting For The Crash [29 Nov 2008|10:40am]
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I haven't slept in three days because of work, and now the caffeine and sugar may be permanently in my bloodstream. I think if I were cut, I'd bleed coffee with lots of sugar.
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Fill In The Blanks Jude Style [20 Nov 2008|09:06pm]
1) Jude is my favourite thing! Even though he is not a thing.
2) I like Jude because he's a great friend, lots of fun, and knows how to make me smile!
3) I am currently wondering if Jude would like to go shopping with me tomorrow. I need a new outfit for Saturday!
4) The most resent thing I purchased is a Christmas present for Jude! But he can't know what it is until Christmas.
5) Malcolm and Jude went out for ice cream to plot things! Yes things!
6) I prefer Jude after a boring day filled with mindless idiots.
7) I wanted to be on a tropical island, sipping piƱa coladas with Jude when I was younger!
8) Jude smells like cake.
9) I need Jude to take me out shopping tomorrow!
10) Watch your back, Jude! Mwahahahaha!
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Personal Pimpage [19 Nov 2008|10:50pm]
Anyone out there who is going to St. Mungo's Annual Charity Ball and Auction this Saturday but does not have a date/escort but would like one, I happen to know a very nice lad with blond hair and blue eyes who would be happy to attend on your arm. He only costs the price of a ticket. For further information, please inquire below.
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Announcement??? [16 Nov 2008|07:05pm]
On the same line as the marital status announcements, I have a sex toy! Only A new, shiny sex toy!
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Dawning Confusion and Haikus [07 Nov 2008|11:49am]
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Charmed to Romilda )


While looking up poetry for

I found a book the other day about haikus. I'm not very good at them, but they're interesting to try and write.

Some I've managed to write already. They're not very good, but I'm not a wordsmith.



1. This one is My Incredibly Messed Up Self

1. This one has no title.

The mind fights the heart
Twists and knots, falling apart
All sense has gone

2. Summertime

The sun, fresh and clean
The air sparkles with the heat
Let's all go swimming

3. My Pathetic Attempt At Wooing Her

The world bends to her
Turning at her mere presence
I wish she could see


3. Yummy

Yearning desperately
For something to cool my throat
Ice cream tastes so sweet

4. Late at Night

Languidly lying
Moaning into the dark night
Dreams should never end




I should probably keep my day job.


Charmed to Jude )
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A Delayed Reaction of Sorts [04 Nov 2008|12:16am]
[Entry and All Comments Charmed Against Peter Pan and Skunk Lost Boy (a.k.a. Harry Potter and Jack Sloper)]

Oy! Did anyone else notice Peter Pan holding hands with Tootles one of the Lost Boys Friday? God knows I wanted to hold I guess it was more like Petunia Pan cause he was in drag, but whatever. You think that means he's a shirtlifter? I BET IT DOES!
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Just a Thought [03 Nov 2008|09:06pm]
Can we say ego trip?
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Holiday Greeting [31 Oct 2008|05:32pm]


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Thoughtful Charms and Things [30 Oct 2008|02:36pm]
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to construct a bunny pyjama outfit in the span of a few days?! Actually, not that hard if you

At least I am not

I'm really glad Halloween falls on a Friday this year. And that I'm no longer in school It's like the whole weekend can be Halloween, or at least Halloween celebrating. Or not, but whatever.
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Holidays, Sights, and Toy Stores [27 Oct 2008|01:32am]
Halloween is almost here, which means Christmas is just around the corner, and then down the hall from that is 2002! And then Valentine's Day, and I When did this happen? I have to start thinking up things for Christmas for people! I have to start thinking up people to buy things for! But at least this year I actually have money to buy presents for people. I just don't know what now that I have the means. Typical.

I bought a new book

I can't decide between

Mum convinced Effie and Achim to stay until after Halloween so Keith will spend his first Halloween with us! Well, at the Halloween party at the museum, but it's basically the same thing. I think he's going to be a pumpkin or a cat or something baby-like and cute like that. I think he should go dressed as The Velveteen Rabbit

In other news, I sta

Does anyone know where to find

I went for a walk earlier today. Ran into Duncan I love walking around the city and seeing the sights. And going into the churches, even if I like the statues a lot. I used to pretend statues would come to life when I wasn't looking and that sounds really stupid, Malcolm And the Shakin Briggie. I ended up at the beach, and I sat out there until I noticed him. He followed me! I don't even know why because I have nothing I got cold. I caved and took his coat, and I'm not giving it back. I would have taken Keith with and shown him around, but Mum wanted to spend time with him. When I got home, the front room was full of shopping bags and new toys. She's going to buy him so much stuff she'll forget about that they'll be nothing new left to give him come Christmas! I swear the front room looks like a toy store now. They'll have to shrink it all to get it into their luggage when they leave. Unless they take some of it home over the week, that is.
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Party Preparations--Sort Of [23 Oct 2008|02:06pm]
I need a costume idea! And not just any idea, a BRILLIANT IDEA! And I can't think of one! The best I can come up with is Your Favourite Charm costume, and that sounds sort of wanky.

Wait. Is it a costume thing? What if it isn't and I show up in costume? What if it is and I don't? I don't want to


So this Halloween party at the Museum of Magical Britain, did it say if it was a costume party, too, or more of a formal sort of event? And I don't suppose anyone
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I Wanna Be Forever Young [22 Oct 2008|09:36pm]
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. )
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